Wait... what’s this? The bells of Christmas revelry resounded in deep peals. A sinister sound! By the numbness in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
Many a child’s Christmas had soured,
Their gifts purloined at a sleepy hour!
Entire valleys sprung to life,
As if aroused by drum & fife.
Righteous heroes emerge from slumber,
Armed, suited and in great numbers.
Robed in silver frost this hour,
Resplendently shone Nuanor.
Yet our heroes, slightly disheveled,
Scour the land to find the thieving devils.
Creatures scornful, far and near,
On the hour do appear.
Here be the ghouls that you must smite,
To rescue Christmas and set things right.
Riotous battle shall ensue,
Leaving the tricksters black and blue.
If you favor quiet endeavors,
Gather snowflakes, light as a feather.
Smiting scoundrels and sifting snow,
You seek the one who does bestow--
Treasures? Yes, find all manner thereof;
With trinket in hand, like hand in glove.
Marie shall trade your winter quarry!
Hard-won goods for brumal forays.
Ashen tricksters lick their wounds,
They’d not foreseen defeat so soon.
Saving the yuletide spirit with all one’s might,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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